Plasterbate

What is Plasterbate?

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

See plastered, masturbate, plasturbate, jerk-off, fucked-up

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

See masterbate, plaster of paris, mold, erection

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Zonkified

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Hurfplop

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