What is Plastic Apartment?
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A very risque sexual maneuver developed in Bulgaria in the late 1980s. It involves a man, a woman, 3 golf balls, and a yard stick. While the exact specifications of the act died with its creator, Andrey Plabivov, in 1989 when the People's Republic of Bulgaria fell along with other communist-bloc countries. Historical interviews suggest that of the 6 women this maneuver was used on, 5 died and 1 was put into a catatonic state.
When I discover the true plastic apartment, I will be able to re-write all the history books.
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A variation of "make it work".
Y: "Ohhhh, our trombones are not gonna fit there..."
Z: "Bahhhh, we'll MA..
