Plastic Friend

What is Plastic Friend?


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The endless fountain of wealth otherwise known as a credit card.

Person 1: I'm broke, got any cash?

Person 2: Nope I'm out as well

Person 1: Oh hang on, we're saved, my wife left her plastic friend in my wallet!

Person 2: Hallelujah!

See plastic, friend, credit, card, money


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