What is Plastic Jock?
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Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.
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N. The act of tucking in the male penis and testicles between both legs, crouching over and shitting on them both.
Can you see that hom..
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The act of tracing the outline of your own genitalia onto a surface.
Dave: "aw sweet. check out the genitraceon on that park bench..
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A phrase used to confirm the truth, and/or agreement with a previously made statement.
Jane: School sucks.
Dick: That's real!
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