Plastic Mom

What is Plastic Mom?

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.

Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."

See milf, mother, mom, mommy dearest

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