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Protection Fail!
Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush ..
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Cheese made from the curdled milk of hyper-lactating middle-aged women, as seen in Takashi Miike's movies "Visitor Q" and..
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When a mans dick and balls get somewhat tangled between his legs, either by walking, sitting, or sleeping.
When I wear shorts with no u..