Platch Edit Meaning

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

1. Refers to being sodomized. Konrad is getting his/her guts pushed in on his first day at prison. Happy birthday, Konrad. See guts, get..

1. when a veritable idiot screws up on a keyboard hey i cnat tipe! zoops!..