Plateaunic

What is Plateaunic?

Used to describe a period in a non-platonic relationship wherein the frequency and intensity of sexual activity have stopped rising.

How are things between you and that boytoy of yours?

Hmm…it's on cruise control. I think our relationship is turning plateaunic.

See platonic, plateau, sex, tabularasa

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