What is Platinum Shazzle?
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Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.
Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.
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a state of being naive and therefore, happy.
Not knowing the sad truths about the world, which leaves you happy but undeniably ignorant..
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A quif so impressive as to give the woman who commits it, a Queen like status.
Can be used in place of someones name.
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Something that happens that is less than desirable.
Jim: AAAHhhhhhh! I just burnt my jam rolypoly!!
Wev: Oh man, that's gashburge..
