What is Platinum Wank?
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
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Acceptable use of poor grammar. In the case of the band Metallica, they can do what ever the fuck they want.
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adj...something that is so amazingly awesome NOTHING can even attempt to be better...even chain mail is cool if its been alexisified.
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Eggs and milk cooked around bread. Similar to French Toast, but tastes better because it's American.
Fuck the French, eat Patriot ..
