What is Platinum Wank?
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
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1)when you are freezing your nuts off
2) when your nuts are cold
Man John ive got nutscicles.
I defrosted my nutscicles on your grand..
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a campaign started for the result of kurt cobain & courtney love's marriage to save her from the curiosity-hungry fans
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