What is Platinum Wank?
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
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Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.
McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoars..
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got away with a killing spree back in the 70's. VERY mysterious figure. we might never know the truth about who he was. Really mess..
