What is Platinum Wank?
1.
When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
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Random Words:
1.
(Verb) To transform a technologically advanced item into something totally worthless, usually through an act of utter stupidity.
Dude, ..
1.
1. An extremely homosexual male.
(see too gay to function)
2. An extremely drunk person with homosexual tendencies.
1. Hey Jose Queer..
