Platinum Wank

What is Platinum Wank?

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.

involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...

you get the idea.

T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"

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