Platinum Wank

What is Platinum Wank?

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.

involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...

you get the idea.

T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"

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Funny Duckling

1. a person who thinks he is funny but is not i did ur mom last night. your a funny duckling See funny, duckling, duck, ugly, stuff..

Errik

1. A name for a strong determined man who will achieve anything he sets his mind to. Errik is running his 6th marathon this fall. See bro..

Moley!

1. Katie Jones, a very hot person, but then when you look at her, a mole shows up, next to her nose, but damn, shes hot! Moley has a mole..

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