Platinum Wank

What is Platinum Wank?

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.

involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...

you get the idea.

T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"

See posh, wank, masturbate, platinum, solo, mesome, pull, cock, knob

Opopanax

1. a word not found in the dictionary the fact that the word opopanax is, in and of itself, often an opopanax, can bring a twinge of pleas..

An Omar

1. Group of traders in the videogame Deus EX invisible war these things sell you weapons etc. 2. Short soccer player who is very freaky...

Boonie

1. Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 ca..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Platinum Wank Edit Meaning