Platinum Wank

What is Platinum Wank?

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.

involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...

you get the idea.

T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"

See posh, wank, masturbate, platinum, solo, mesome, pull, cock, knob

Punti

1. Cum guzzling thunder cunt. spanish insult You are a punti, you stupid punti, he is a punti See punty, cumguzzler, thundercunt 1. Cum..

Xscemo

1. (Ex-See'mo) A straight edge scene emo person. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. The emo or scene style that seem to intermingle. ..

'ment

1. Anything in support of environment or/and government. Includes "being green" or "pedestrian walkways." A sarcastic ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Platinum Wank Edit Meaning