Platinum Wank

What is Platinum Wank?

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.

involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...

you get the idea.

T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"

See posh, wank, masturbate, platinum, solo, mesome, pull, cock, knob

Hairtural

1. Stating the fact of someone doing nothing with there hair. Never dyed, bleached, highlighted, or usage of product. Sheila: Look at her..

Raisin Nuts

1. Small testicles that resemble the size and shape of raisins. Small wrinkly testicles. Wow son, you have raisin nuts. How embarrassing. ..

Dbsafp

1. don't be such a fucking pussy stop your whining, DBSAFP! See lame, pussy, cupcake, wimp, mama's boy, weak..

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