Platonic Friends Edit Meaning

1. A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving. I was text mes..

1. to beat another maliciously with one's genitals Jack just umpflumped John and now hes at the hospital..

1. acronym, used in written form only. YGBFKM = You Gotta Be F***in' Kiddin' Me alice: have you heard? Sodium Benzoate messes w..