What is Platonic Predator?
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someone (usually a male) who spends time with an unsuspecting platonic friend in hopes of one day eventually getting laid by the unsuspecting friend.
Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.
Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
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your hoe is so fat (in a racist slur of a chinese accent)
yo g, yohosaphat, that she has a welcome back party whenever she turns around..