Platooned

What is Platooned?

To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.

"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"

"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".

See drunk, wasted, destroyed, hungover, burted

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