What is Platooned?
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To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;
a) with no idea of your whereabouts
b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.
"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"
"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".
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Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.
You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool...