What is Platt?
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noun. To have a small penis, even when erect.
Guy one: Dude I swear you have a platt
Guy two: Hey man, it satisfied your Mum last night
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2.
The now hard and rotten faeces on the underside of a toilet after it has not been cleaned for over 2 years.
John licked the platt in Oliver's bathroom yesterday.
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