Platt

What is Platt?

noun. To have a small penis, even when erect.

Guy one: Dude I swear you have a platt

Guy two: Hey man, it satisfied your Mum last night

See tiny cock, nancy boy, impotent, shameful, gay

The now hard and rotten faeces on the underside of a toilet after it has not been cleaned for over 2 years.

John licked the platt in Oliver's bathroom yesterday.

See platt, oli, faeces, stockport, rotten, toilet, 2 years

Insongnia

1. The term for a song being stuck in one's head. This song is so annoying, it's causing me insongnia. See insomnia, annoyingne..

Polish Monocle

1. See Arabian Eye Patch I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Mo..

Unviolent

1. Not violent... That unviolent boy won't even kick that baby!..

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