Plattstered

What is Plattstered?


1.

Being completely off your face after the consumption of only a minor amount of alcohol. Named after one Nick Platt, the foremost scholar on the subject

A friend downs 1-3 standard drinks, then proceeds to profess his unconditional love for all those around him or her. Plattstered people generally demonstrate all the characteristics seen in drunken people, including:

- Abusiveness

- Loss of Coordination

- Loudness

- Loss of inhibition

However, these effects are completely out of proportion with the amount of alcohol consumed.

See nipples, platt, crippled, drunk, fool


13

Random Words:

1. To puke after consuming excessive amounts of alcohol. Pronounced (chun-da-na). Johnny had a chandana after 5 tequila shots. Sally: Whe..
1. This is the sound that mentaly ill people make when they are addicted to this terrible habbit. ooh ooh ooh! Look! Olof... will you plea..
1. a person who licks monkies to get therir kicks. That was one murphis person there buddy! See someone..