What is Plattstered?
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Being completely off your face after the consumption of only a minor amount of alcohol. Named after one Nick Platt, the foremost scholar on the subject
A friend downs 1-3 standard drinks, then proceeds to profess his unconditional love for all those around him or her. Plattstered people generally demonstrate all the characteristics seen in drunken people, including:
- Abusiveness
- Loss of Coordination
- Loudness
- Loss of inhibition
However, these effects are completely out of proportion with the amount of alcohol consumed.
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