What is Platypus?
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the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.
Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.
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2.
What happened when god had an off day.
Look at that stupid platypus!
3.
Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.
Three words: God was high...
Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?
Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?
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4.
Probably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to
Poor grandma, she should of known the noble platypus was far superior to her dentures
Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus
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5.
To throw an Australian 20 Cent coin, which features a platypus on its tail side, at the windshield of a car in an act of
Gary: Did you see that cunt
cut me off ? I'm going to Platypus him!
*Gary produces 20c Coin and throws it at the offending vehicle's windshield*
Steve: RIVERSIDE, MUTHA FUCKA!
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6.
A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
"What do you think about this severed limb Ted?"
reply- "Platypus."
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A Platypus is someone who stands with their feet apart, stretched legs and their head held high. They usually waddle along and huddle in groups of friends. Their favourite hobby is to bite people and often purr!
O and they love taking pictures and adding them to their album 'ma fone picz'..
They are usually the coolest chicks on the block.
An example of this would be scaz, saddle and ttayy!
These sexy women do roll the platypus wayy and i can tell you now they do it with pride.
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