What is Platypus Eater?
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1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.
1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"
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Having sex under a dead ash tree in Detroit. The trees are in abundance and were killed because of the Emerald Ash Borer.
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