What is Platypus Eater?
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1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.
1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"
Random Words:
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the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.
that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?
if i mas..
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A twice divorced woman on the hunt for a younger man, derivitive of cougar.
My friend Joe picked up an ubercougar at the bar last night..