What is Platypus Shit?
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The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.
1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).
2.) Horseshit.
3.) Platypus shit.
In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males
Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!
Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.
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