Plaxico

What is Plaxico?


1.

To screw yourself over. To shoot yourself in the foot (or leg), both metaphorically or literally

Plaxico Burress totally Plaxico'd himself when he shot himself in the leg, ending his season with the New York Giants

See screw, plaxico, shoot, giants, foot, leg, gun

2.

to accidentally and unnecessarily harm yourself through pure stupidity. For example, bringing a loaded, unregistered, illegal handgun to a public place and shooting yourself with it. From Plaxico Burress, NY Giants wide receiver.

as a noun:

"I pulled a real plaxico by trading DeAngelo Williams. Now I have no RB's!"

as a verb:

"Why did I plaxico myself by planning on starting two Cleveland Clowns in the fantasy playoffs?!?"

See fantasy football, celebretard, guns, bullets

3.

(v.) To cause bodily harm to oneself. Including but not limited to: accidentally shooting oneself, stabbing and other accidents resulting in injury.

In reference to Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress who accidentally discharged his firearm into his own leg.

Sven got plaxicoed while fumbling with his gat.

See shot, shooter

4.

(v.) to shoot yourself in the foot.

dude, did you see brad's hungover presentation to the cfo?

yeah, he really plaxico'd that one!

See new york giants, football, club, seal

5.

verb meaning to suffer an unexpected explosion in one's trousers, especially at a club.

"That post-punk straightedge bi Jewish-Korean-Russian aerobics instructor over there is totally making me plaxico."; "My career plan is to get promoted after plaxicating my boss."

See plaxico, plaxicate

6.

another word for stupid,stupid action....a non thinking person

oh man!!!that was a real plaxico move,not following the bosses orders..

See plaxico, plax, plaxing

7.

(n.) As in Plaxico Burress Wide Receiver for the New York Giants, known for making generating mismatches because of his height (6'5"), armspan (6'11"), and leaping ability (36" vertical jump)

(v.) As used as to "plaxico" somebody; In a sport involving catching, to "plaxico" is to make a reception involving beating the defender to the ball because of one's size advantage over his opponent

(n.) Hey did you see Plaxico's game winning reception yesterday?

(v.) Man, you just Plaxico'd that defender.

See ups, football, wide receiver, new york giants


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