Plaxico Burress

What is Plaxico Burress?


1.

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.

It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.

See giants, touchdown, firearm

2.

most talented widereceiver in the NFL that has not achieved his potential.

Plaxico Burress is so good; he just need to play to his abilities.

See Rishi

3.

the best WR in the NFL who s o bs at foxsports cant acknowledge, to freakin own someone in football

man i freakin plaxico burressed champ bailey

See edwards, jerry, rice, cris, carter


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