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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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An unshorn vagina.
Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine we..