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The phrase women use when they want to hear your heart actually break.
Often said after weeks of cock teasing.
For maximum effect, no..
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the act of backing up a wall untill your penis is over your head then masturbating so you cum on your own face
me "dude zach was..
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When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and..