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When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.
My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced m..
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When a girl with small boobs tries to give a boob job, but the penis ends up rubbing on her sternum in the middle of her chest.
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When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea..