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To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other p..
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The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the ..
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Something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats Reno style. The opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome th..
