Playing Attari

What is Playing Attari?


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A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system

Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?

Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?

Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.

While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?

You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari

Mom: oh okay, have fun!

Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.

Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?

See masturbation, saft, playing, male


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