What is Playing Attari?
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A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system
Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.
While your "playing attari" in your room:
Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?
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