What is Playing Croquet On The Lawn?


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To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?

Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

See lawn, sex, innocent, behaviour


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