Playing Leapfrog With A Unicorn Edit Meaning

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A game that has extreme risk involved... if you don't make it, your anal virginity is gone.

Also anyone who plays this is gay.

Police Officer, looking at a mutilated body: What happened here?

Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...

Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?

Friend: Oh yea

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