Playing Monopoly

What is Playing Monopoly?


1.

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly

everybody had it. No one like

it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.

And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone

here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...

*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning

grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!

I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when

your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you

cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA

is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this

little doggy!"...

See dane cook, monopoly, operation, board game

2.

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

See monopoly, sex, fuck, pussy, dick


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