What is Playing Pool With A Piece Of Rope?


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When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.

Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?

Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.

See semi, brewers droop, hard on, drunk


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