Playing The Instrument Edit Meaning

1. One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling. Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy. See pervert, drink..

1. Someone who's been in graduate school way too long. Whose that creepy guy who constantly hits on undergrads during office hours? ..

1. A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log. "I just had a phantasm,..