What is Playing The Porcelain Trumpet?


1.

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

See fart, fluctuate, shart, shit, poo, poop, pooping


77

Random Words:

1. The sexual act of inserting a straw into a woman's anus and sucking the contents out. "I just had some east Kentucky rear bee..
1. A common problem faced by frequent posters on facebook. After posting too often a pink box appears telling you to slow down when in real..
1. The surgery performed by degenerate Icelandic hedonists to connect the anal and vaginal passages for sexual purposes. "She had the..