What is Playing The Porcelain Trumpet?


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When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

See fart, fluctuate, shart, shit, poo, poop, pooping


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