Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Quizzowned

1. The worst possible way to get owned. It's like being owned times a trillion. I just quizzowned some kid on Madden. 1. The worst ..

Zero-to-three

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..

Moolenyan

1. Slang word for a black person in the italian street language. Hey that effin moolenyan is in da wrong neighborhood. What is he nuts?! ..

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