Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Titload

1. A lot of something; a tremendous amount of Are you hungry? No, I ate a titload of Doritos at lunch. See lots, tremendous, tit, load..

Bung Crunchie

1. A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus Dave picked and picked at the b..

4ill

1. 4Ill = for real... Aw i friggin nailed that bitch... 4ill ? 2. fo iLL! = 4 real! Ahw mothafuck-face 4iLL >? See guus..

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