What is Playing Turtle?
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This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.
I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
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Suitable for use when acting like a clueless foreigner. Must be said in funny accent. Bound to be a sitcom catchprase one day.
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