Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

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Lunch Money Stealer

1. One who makes people sad or upset. Such as the feeling when a little kid's lunch money gets jacked. Poor things feelings got hurt..

M0uz

1. A good looking proGamer and Casanova who has many "maroon-colored-hair" girls and likes them as much as Counter Strike and foo..

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