Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Vines

1. A rather accurate name for someone who loves it up the wrong un! can be found hanging round fife with his fifer mates! vines:hi al al:..

W0+3

1. new term for w00t usually followed by the punctuation "!!1111,111.11!!!" or some close combination "w0+3 i pwoned that d..

Yougers

1. smaller or younger person of the group watch one of da youngers have him up!..

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