Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Nitrous Mafia

1. A group of super crusty dudes from philly who slang nitrous at every festy or event alike. they are actually pretty cool dudes if you ge..

Zombie Go Boom

1. when a nazi zombie gets totally owned by a bazooka you can kill a zombie with a bazooka and say "ZOMBIE GO BOOM!!!" See made..

Vilgos

1. a virtious house of controlling demons, also a loving person the vilgos may control us all See god, devil, heavenly, wet, dry..

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