Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Texthole

1. Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone. Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store. See text..

Lexophile

1. A lover of cryptic words Lexophiles do it with letters. See Anomaly..

Nuggernaut

1. a massive inexorable nugget that seems to crush everything in its way Janus: Brian seems like a really cool guy. Candice: I don't..

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