Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Queetch

1. An evil being who runs around the mountains giggling, searching for human flesh, and day dreaming about rotten bananas dipped in dog shi..

Sniff And Spank

1. to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory..

Harlem Manicure

1. When you stick your finger up the ass of a black woman. The result of the residue on your finger/nails is your new Harlem Manicure. &qu..

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