Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Vendo

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Nank'd

1. Verb Def:To be kicked in the scrotum/ovaries Noun Def: a game played with other people where you hide behind a bush and kick people bet..

Qudee

1. used to refer to cats and small children because of their likeness. In case of children it can also be used as human qudee to avoid conf..

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