Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Utbnb

1. Up The Bum No Babies. Fuckinga bird up the arsewith the aim of not procreating. AKA Cornish Contraception. I may be wrong, and this is ..

Tunedawg

1. Someone who gets (tunes) all the ladies. Person A: "Oh my god, look at Alex! Watch him work his magic with every girl here!" ..

You Hook The Gas Mask Up To The Bizong!

1. what you say after a bong hit. *takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong! See youtube, google, cake, pavement, yo momma..

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