Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Deep Vein

1. To cut a hole into a Woman/Male's stomach and then put your junk into the hole and then procede to do the nasty. I was so messed u..

Butt Fink

1. v. When a person farts and baby elf like creatures come out of their butt in a clear and smelly gastric juice. n. The name for each ind..

Juice Party

1. A party where there's juice. Juice party at my place--you bring the juice! See juice, party, orange, apple, pineapple..

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