Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Mad Sleaze

1. The action or physical appearence of one with "slutty" attributes. Man, Alison is so mad sleaze right now. She'd do ever..

8-x=p~

1. The Yahoo Smiley language equivalant of death jizz After having my penis sucked on for 3 hours I was subjected to 8-X=P~..

Un-man

1. verb. When a woman intentionally take away someone's manhood Doan un-manned Duc when she authoritizedhim. See Duc..

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