What is Playing Turtle?
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This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.
I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
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1. The action of farting so ferociously that it ripples the o-zone.
2. To destroy/pwn something so bad that it will never recover, to j..