What is Playing Turtle?
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This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.
I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
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Corn in your turds down in the toilet
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I rem..