Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Copkabob

1. When you impale a Cop With a stick like Object. *stab a cop throw the ear with a pencil* COPKABOB! See cop, kabob, shish kabob, impale..

Vagina Poop

1. another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever Perso..

Fruit Break

1. A fruit break is the portion of a grade schooler's day when a brief period of time is so the child can have a healthy snack of frui..

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