What is Playing Turtle?
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This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.
I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
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1. Attempting to take a hit from a pipe after its contents have been fully depleted.
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An Aztec serpant god.
"I named my Rayquaza Quetzlcoatl!"
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An Aztec serpant god.
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A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow..
