Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Jay The Rat Freak Out

1. When one pulls down his pants and commits lude sexual pleasurement in the presents of others. Did that guy just have a jay the rat frea..

Greebler

1. (n) One who greebs - associated with felching "You are an ass greebler." See felching, gooey, ass, drinking, columbus..

A-levels

1. Reference to anal sex, usually by a hooker willing to perform said act. She offered OWOand A-Levels, but not RIM See anal sex, owo, ri..

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