Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Zomaga

1. Zomaga is zomg(oh my god) prononciated "You killed me!" "Hell yeah!" "Zomaga!!!" See omgwtfbbq, oh my ..

Ltu Party

1. Sausage Fest + Beer Pong. Period, end of story. Dude, did you go to that LTU party last night? What, you mean those 30 guys standing ..

Veg@n

1. A cooler way to spell the word vegan. Guy 1: Why do you spell it veg@n instead of vegan? Guy 2: IDK, it just looks cool See vegan, ve..

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