What is Playing Turtle?
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This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.
I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
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A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.
I want to g..
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On the bob and tomradio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comme..
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More of a Bastard than a normal Bastard. The height of Bastardness.
What!? You had sex with my mother!!!? You....EL BASTARD!..
