Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Gothlic

1. A Catholic who thinks they're Goth. God damn Gothlics, being all emo with Christ...

Gangstafrenia

1. Someone that is obsessed and deluded, thinking they are in fact a Gangsta, usually white boys. I'm sorry, but your son is sufferin..

Boys In Blue

1. cops, pigs, five-O, fuzz, police officers, whatever the fuck you want to call them. Yo nigga what you gonna do when the boys in blue co..

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