What is Playing Turtle?
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This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.
I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
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The art of jamming a light bulb (still on the lamp post) up one's anus and turning it on for sexual gratification.
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Masturbate about something you're regretting
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Men's magazine catering to oversexed braindead morons and featuring double-extra-soft porn (no actual nudity), gadgets, sports, car..
