Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Frection

1. Flash erection. An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle..

Zorf

1. An alternative word for a nerd or a geek That Dude is such a fucking zorf!..

Pedley

1. 1)Something that is unbeleivably beautiful and nice and a alcoholic 2)Want to jus be with someone, sooooo much. 3)Something that is me..

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