Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

I'll Wait

1. used after a rhetorical question,allowing for someone to offer a dissenting view. Has anyone seen him buss his gun ? anyone ? i'll..

Itchy Palms

1. The condition of being so intensely irritated by someone that you want to slap them, and thus relieve the itchiness of your palms. Pari..

Hand Jack

1. The act of putting your penis into an unsuspecting and sleeping victim's hand. While being careful not to wake the person, you proc..

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