Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood

Dweel

1. the misspelling of the word dwell that is used to take people off of a subject when they begin to sound emo Person A: Wow i really soun..

Banana Vein

1. The stringy pieces of membrane between the banana and the peel. I hate it when I'm snacking on a banana and the banana vein touche..

Shytildo

1. a frozen peice of Shit created specifically to dildo ones anus. The Shytildo is marvalous in its ability to self lubricate while penitr..

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