Playing Turtle

What is Playing Turtle?


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This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

See shrinkage, needle dick, scrotum, pecker, dong, unit, manhood


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