Playing Whale

What is Playing Whale?


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It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?

Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.

Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

See blow, load, whale


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