Pleading The 5th

What is Pleading The 5th?

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.

Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.

See hungover, rough, passed out, Leeny

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