Pledgestabation

What is Pledgestabation?

The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home

Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation

Zipless

1. Adjective, referring to the Erica Jong phrase zipless fuck. Literally, clothing seems to melt off with no awkwardness and utter seamless..

Freecreditreport

1. A website that offers free credit reports and has awfully catchy commercials. Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl Bu..

Noobsicle

1. one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base... mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle. ..

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