Pledgestabation

What is Pledgestabation?

The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home

Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation

Jizzlightenment

1. The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner. ..

Racooning

1. A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He ..

Quarter Pounce

1. While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he fi..

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