What is Pledgetables?
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Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.
"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."
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1.) sauce you put on your goo
2.) what comes out of a man when he ejeculates
(at the taco bell drive threw)
"hello sir, do you h..
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the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
bob: "h..
