What is Pledgetables?
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Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.
"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."
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1) the less desirable portion of some sort of coffee shop edible
2) specifically the bottom part of a muffin
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A loose vagina, seeming as though the clit and lips hang down like a chandelier would.
See also roast beef curtains
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