What is Pledgetables?
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Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.
"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."
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A replacement for "Ya Mum". A term used for comedic effect in any given situation.
"This sucks"
"yeah it suck..
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The 'you' pertaining to everyone in general, usually paired with a suggestion.
Such as "you should always dress better t..
