What is Pledgetables?
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Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.
"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."
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To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch inste..
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Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.
"the first time I saw her,
she was playin&..
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indeed, in fact, okay
my brother said "let's go to the lake and get drunk!" all i could say was "indubatibly"
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