What is Pledgetables?
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Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.
"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."
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Repeated slapping of the vagina
I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday
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the act of pulling ones head out of their ass.
Monty has been such a jerk lately. He really needs an ass'traction.
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