What is Pledgetables?
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Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.
"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."
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Abbreviation for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker"
roflmfaomf dude thats hilarious
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To be or to remain uninformed, especially about something that is common knowledge to everyone else.
You're still friendly to him ..
