Random Words:
1.
A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.
Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky..
1.
When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside you..
1.
Receiving fellatio while you read a classic novel propped on the head of the fellator. Then, while cumming, the receiver who is nauseous..