Pliers Edit Meaning

1.

rusty metal instrument made with two prongs used regularly for:

removing ticks,

mold from toes,

your father's nose hairs,

your fat aunts way of sneaking in your house,

toenail removal,

and the plucking of facial hair

(generally with the same pair)

dad's in the bathroom with the pliers, how did aunty get in here....?!?

See pliers, ply, tweeze, tweezers, pluck