Plink

What is Plink?


1.

The odd little stalk atop of genuine beret. Also a tuft of stray hair that simply refuses to lie flat. Or a stalk on a piece of fruit you have to pull off prior to consumption (say, on an apple or strawberry).

"Zat is not mon beret, zere is no plink!"

"All set for the job interview, except for this darn plink won't stay down!"

"It's all right, grandad, I've mushed-up all your fruit and de-plinked it".

2.

See plinking

The act of plinking, or to plink, is to shoot at objects for fun, like tin cans.

Its different from bullseye, where one shoots small circles on paper targets, and different from the competitive shooting sports such as USPSA which have rules.

With my .22 I plinked at some old soup cans for a couple of hours in the middle of the desert, and left with a large grin!

See shooting

3.

A drunken mistake.

A child who was born unintentionally while the parents were drunk.

Tom and Stacy got drunk, had sex, and had a plink without knowing.

See plink, mistake

4.

(Pronouced: Pl-ink)

Use instead of pink. Second name for pink.

ie:

Gemma: So Jayne whats you favorite color?

Jayne: Um plink

Gemma: What?

Jayne: Er, it means pink. Didnt you know that?

See pink, magenta, rose, salmon, blush

5.

To mess up or flub, specifically during a musical performance. Refers to the sounds made for missed notes in the game " Guitar Hero."

"Johnny totally plinked the chorus of 'Sweet Child o' Mine!"

"Dude, he totally botched that trick..INK!!!!"

See guitar hero, blunder, miss, botch, flub, clam, make, land, nail

6.

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!

FUCK! I needed that dam penny!

See John


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