Plink Plonk Jizz

What is Plink Plonk Jizz?


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The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz


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