Plinker

What is Plinker?

a cross between a plonker and dickhead

when nicki doesn't understand what is being said to her and you need to give a lengthy explanation about something really really simple.

nicki you are such a plinker will you please get a hold off your head and listen. this is really really quite simple silly!!!

See dickhead, plonker, pillock, silly, fuck wit

almost the same as a plonker. but aimed at school children. can also be spelt plinka

did you see rebecca walk into the pole? she is such a plinker!

See plonker, silly, dope, dingus, stupid

A Monkey Fucking A Football

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Dewdropp

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The Clamp

1. The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of..

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