What is Plinker?
1.
a cross between a plonker and dickhead
when nicki doesn't understand what is being said to her and you need to give a lengthy explanation about something really really simple.
nicki you are such a plinker will you please get a hold off your head and listen. this is really really quite simple silly!!!
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2.
almost the same as a
did you see rebecca walk into the pole? she is such a plinker!
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