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Masturbation
I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.
See wanking, masturbation, balls, love, spuds..
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The act of partially defecating out a hot steaming log and then bending your body like a pretzel to fellate the shit in a the sexiest au..
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To make turtle tracks = to leave.
I'm bored... let's make turtle tracks.
See sam harris..
