Plonched Edit Meaning

1.

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"

(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)

Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"

Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"

Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

See trashed, wasted, drunk, shit faced