Plonk Edit Meaning

1. With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway. "I can't believe you le..

1. Defacating on a girl's face, forming a "hitler" style 'stache, then kicking her repeatedly, because she chooses to h..

1. A Shitty little Yachty town in Hampshire. All the Bars are over priced and there is only on divey jazz club. The Kabab Shop closes a..