Plonker Edit Meaning

1.

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

2.

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?

john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

3.

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

4.

Plonker:

Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded

Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER

See plonker, plonk, idiot, dumb, numpty

5.

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.

Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

See plonker, drunk, hammered, bleedin, yeow

6.

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.

Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

See plonker, drunk, hammered, pissed, smashed

7.

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cuntand wanker.

John is a plonker.