What is Plonker?
1.
dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
You are such a plonker, Rodney.
2.
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed
today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
3.
a willy! or a dopey person
rodney u plonker!
4.
Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded
Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER
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5.
To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.
Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!
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6.
To be extremely drunk.
Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!
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7.
A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid
John is a plonker.
