Plood

What is Plood?


1.

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

See Elizabeth

2.

When a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.

Ohhh God I just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.

See public restroom, the runs, pain

3.

1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.

See Dixon

4.

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

See period, blood, tampon, heavy flow, disgusting, on the rag


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