Ploof Edit Meaning

1.

When a man gets so excited during sex that he cums out of his ass.

That girl was so hot i ploofed all over the place.

See sex, cum, ass, hot, man

2.

A girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.

That girl is such a ploof. Ploofing Whore. Ploofed herself.

See ploof, fat, whore, slut, lover

3.

when you fart and queef at the same time while receiving the shocka.

Lets go ploofing tonight girls.

I ploofed while hitting your kufi.

See shocka, queef, fart, hova, pussy, kufi

4.

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass

darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass

See queef, anal, ass sex, anus, jiz

5.

the excess fat piled above the crotch region

" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )

" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"

See plum, pliff, fupa, plof

6.

The best CS player in existence. Possibly the biggest badass imaginable. Is known to pwn nubs, noobs, n00bs, noobies, nublets, nubcakes, nubsauces, naabs, noobsticks, neebs, nuubs, newbs, newbies, nuubs in tuubs, noobasauruses, noobwads, noob bags, nub-nubs, nibs, newbits, knobs, nubheds, nubliches, wubs, noobaloids, nubholes and other forms of the word noob.

Synonyms: Great, amazing, God.

Antonyms: HAXOR

LI3K lolz Ploof PWNED MEH.

See incredible, unbeatable, leet, leetzorz, 1337

7.

ploof is jizz, jizz is ploof

when i busted in her mouth, a fuck loadof ploof came out