Random Words:
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A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.
WHOA!!! Wanda ..
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...can't fit through the kitchen door.
(does anyone know the rest of "skinny, skinny, 1 by 8?"
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2.
A jump rope ..
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Shout "AHHHH! GHHH GHHH" scare the shit out of unsuspecting people.
Use in combination with Shamsher
*points at the ground*
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