What is Plopster?
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Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.
My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.
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