Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

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Smelf

1. When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart. Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it ..

George James

1. 1. The coolest mother fucker on the planet. He can be found carrying twin glocks down Fulton and Victory, while working two jobs to pay ..

Zippi

1. A stupid fuck Lets see if zippi can help us explain this example..

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