Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

See plorts

Field Goal Face

1. a huge gap in her teeth, enough possibly to kick a field goal. shes got field goal face...you can kick a field goal through her teeth....

Bosnian Hand Shake

1. A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job. I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can&ap..

W00tville

1. A place where all is good and perfect. Everyone is overjoyed with their existance. See also utopianirvana w00tville is the coolest..

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