Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

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Jonh

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Autoteabagged

1. To be kicked so hard in the nuts that your balls are knocked into your mouth, thereby you are teabagged by yourself. Andria kneed me so..

Kleenexceptional

1. A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature. Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional. See Bruk..

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