Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

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Muisecond

1. A measure of time equivalent to 10^4 Seconds, or 2.78 Hours. Person 1: Hey, are you done yet, you said one sec. Person 2: Oops. sorry...

Ulrick

1. A black male with a very tiny penis. normaly between 4 and 5 inches. Usually is very hairy. That nigga Ulrick has a tiny dick See ulr..

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

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