Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

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Jay-ums

1. the act of hittin some one with a french stick dude i'm gunna nuf jay-ums you. See robot, dave, addington, batman..

Commi-nazi

1. ambiguous enemy of the human race die you commi-nazis!!!! 2. oxymoron. communism is to the left, whereas fascism (nazis) is to the ri..

Kinder-bat

1. Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization. Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick...

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