Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

See plorts

Disgustilarious

1. the feeling one gets when reading many of these definitions. something that should make you feel sick/dirty/disgusted/disturbed/nauseus..

Friendlies

1. Military slang short for friendly troops. "We can't use an air-strike because there are too many friendlies in the area!"..

-bit

1. A suffix to the end of a typically shortened name. It serves as either fluff-text, or can be used affectionatly, depending on the tone u..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Plort Edit Meaning