Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

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Established

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Retard Basher

1. A guy in america Who pisses off a retard by constantly turning off a gamecube while the retard is trying to play. "It's the f..

W00tage

1. An exclamation of joy, derived from w00t; or something containing a high level of w00t. <kmj> w00tage! I finally got my thingy ou..

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