Plort

What is Plort?

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

See plorts

More Than A School Day

1. when you compare the length of every appointment that you don't want to go to, or something you don't want to do to the length..

Kootoes

1. "Cool Points"... awarded for doing something cool. H.L.N. says that if I make her orgasm5 times in a row, I get a shitloadof ..

Narfin'

1. 1. A variation on a word I heard by a n00b in a bank on RuneScape. It reminded me of Pinky and the Brain. Since the game is censored, I ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Plort Edit Meaning